imagine a video game where you create a hero whose destiny is to save everyone, but throughout the game you start making harder and more questionable decisions, and the game gets darker and darker. and in the end you’re just standing there, clutching the controller and finally realizing you were playing the villain all along
Shut up about having a broken heart.
Pick your ass up off the ground.
You don’t need a mother fucking person to live.
You need food to live.
So start drinking your tears, titty baby.
Oh & get over whoever you’re crying about.
They probably don’t give a shit anyway.
Now go eat some mother fucking food, get a food baby, & laugh about it.
bitch i will ✄ you
sorry i’m not lesbian
how do i download friends
they’ve got all 10 seasons
What the fuck is going on in this post
rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen
overheard at the dominos I work at:
"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."
"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"